You are from Baltimore if you think being called "hon" by waitresses, cashiers, bank tellers, and     complete strangers is perfectly normal. 

You watched local TV shows: Duckpins for Dollars, The Collegians, Pinbusters, Buddy Deane Show, Romper Room, and Hutzler's Theatre. 

You also saw Stu Kerr star as Bozo the Clown and Professor Cool for the kids, then host "Dialing for Dollars" for the stay-at-home moms, and later fill-in as the weather man (complete with cloud and sun magnets) on the 6 o'clock news. (Don't forget Rhea and JP, no Doppler then)!

Your mother always knew the daily "count and the amount" on Dialing for Dollars.

You know how to pronounce ............